January 2012
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Nye clothes
You can tell I’m not wearing much tonight when my entire outfit fits in a medium sized purse…love it!
Jan 1st
December 2011
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Dear people with lesbian roommates..
Wanna know if she just had sex? Well if you didn’t hear them (odd) here’s a tip.. if she comes out of her room and walks pass you to the bathroom while you are on the couch and all she does is wash her hands and her face..congrats…she totes just had sex! when she comes out of the bathroom you can proceed to mock her and make her blush while she drinks water/juice in the...
Dec 31st
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Oh, ok..
I don’t understand that just because I’m super femme, lesbians still question me being a lesbian. Apparently I’m going to just have to retake my Lesbian 101 class to get myself recertified…. Btw, I fucking hate cats. TAKE THAT EVIL LESBIANS OF THE WORLD!!!
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Dec 30th
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Wtf..
I just got in from an overnight visual shift where I sweated my ass off fighting with mannequins ad various bits of hardware. Get home to take a hot yummy shower..AND MY FUCKING SHOWERHEAD IS BROKEN!!! Called my apartment fix it dude and he says he has to go buy another one really quick..while I sit here dirty and sleepy! Can’t wait to move in 2 weeks.. I just wanna shower, sleep...
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Damaged Goods: Sitting in traffic gives me too... →
inherentlylost: I have a question. Kind of rhetorical, partly me just speaking on past experiences and observations… Why in the world is it that nice guys (girls) finish last? No one wants the genuine, loyal, compassionate person. They want the hard ass who will make their hormones rage temporarily and then their…
Dec 29th
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Currently listening to..
Listening to Tegan and Sara on Pandora while packing like a good lesbian.. “Call it off” Tegan and Sara
Dec 29th
Hey
Aw new followers that are babes! Talk to me in the ask box so I can tell you how yummy and dope you are!!
Dec 29th
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When you find out a cute girl is gay
ladygagandlesbians:
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Stalker
I know you are reading this..quit stalking my tumblr, I’m leaving to pick you up in 20 minutes..
Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
I want..
I want to lie on the hardwood floors of my studio apartment in front of my bed in your tshirt & those stripes undies you like so much while I stare at you. While you sit on my bed in a tshirt and sweatpants, with your hair finally out of that ponytail and is wild and loose from the night/day before. I want you to take the hat you wore yesterday and put it on my head while I climb on top of...
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